…if you can call them “plot” bunnies
-brothel AU where Porthos and Aramis want Athos to unwind and take him to a bordel where there happens to be a young and dashing Gascon who tries to make a living
-mpreg!Aramis. I just want to give the man a baby, he obviously needs to be impregnated. And then I’d like to write about him trying to reconcile being pregnant and a soldier, and then when the baby’s there him swordfighting like a badass with the kid tied in a scarf behind his back, à la Lone Wolf and Cub
-sort of Queer As Folk modern AU where Athos and Aramis are fuck buddies and students at the Sorbonne and then Aramis meets Porthos and Athos meets d’Artagnan and I guess it ends up in an orgy and they also belong to the same student fencing club or something… I don’t even know; may or may not be inspired by my own student life. Also, fencing is sexy.
-oh and I want to write fic about The Enlightenment, the short film with naked!Tom Burke and lots of sexual tension with an 18th century nerdy lady
I don’t have time to write any of this (story of my life), and I’ll probably go with the most obscure of them if I ever do
My life choices are fucked up.
Title: We’re the gladiators
Beta: none, unfortunately my native language is French, but if you want to help me out and correct my mistakes, you’re more than welcome!
Rating: NC-17, VERY VERY PORNY PORN
Fandom/Pairing: Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan, Reiner Braun/Bertholdt Fubar/Annie Leonhardt
Warnings: threesome, M/M/F, and utter Plot What Plot. Except for the times where the porn turns weirdly emotional because I’m me. Also careful, potential spoilers from the manga by the end of the fic (well something I’ve deduced about the characters involved which might turn out to be true)
Summary: Deep down, Bertholdt thinks he doesn’t belong with Annie and Reiner. They’ll fuck him out and prove him wrong.
Word count: 3029 w.
Read it here on AO3 or here on LiveJournal.
600 words in and it’s already VERY, VERY FILTHY. And it’s going to get gradually worse. Lord help me.
I seem to be in the middle of writing a Reiner/Bertholdt/Annie PWP threesome FOR NO REASON AT ALL. I DON’T EVEN SHIP IT, NOT PARTICULARLY (I mean I do, sort of? But it’s not even my main SnK pairing!). I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON WITH ME.
More on this later tonight, I guess I need not to think about this for too long and just throw the thing out there on the Internet when it’s done.
Prompt: Q has a fetish for muscles/a kink of feeling overpowered in bed (just force and muscles, not a rape kink or BDSM stuff) and ends up being the filling of a 00 sandwich.
Still don’t have the time to write this but it doesn’t stop the bunnies from coming ;_;
Oh. No. 00Q feels. Again. Why. I don’t have the time!
(woke up this morning wanting to write a fic where Q gives head to Bond while Bond’s driving the Aston Martin. Fuck if I know where that particular bunny comes from)
Title: January First (Running to Stand Still)
Rating: General Audiences
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Summary: John and Sherlock are taking a little time to recover from the festivities of the holiday season as a new year begins.
Word count: 1006 w.
Read it here on AO3
Ok, so, I read this kinky fic by Sevenswells. An 00Q daddy!kink, as a roleplay, not a too-weird-for-me AU. I usually not into this kind of thing (i’m not a kinky person, really) but, well, it was a really weird turn on and I decide to make a couple of pictures.
OH MY GOD WHAT A CHRISTMAS GIFT I LOVE IT
C’MERE, YOU *huglomps*